backseatmarinade:

Real Friends, 6.15 (by NDubePhotos)

sadmusicforsadbastards:

"I wish you could put your ear up to my heart
And hear how much I love you”

5,736 plays

aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

679,153 notes

hahrys:

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

482,613 notes
forqave:

ethareal:

is that a bird or a marshmallow

no that’s a cat

forqave:

ethareal:

is that a bird or a marshmallow

no that’s a cat

sadmisandrist:

"doctor arent u going to deliver my baby" “its not delivery its digiorno" “what" a large pizza flies out of your vagina and

42,357 notes

monobeartheater:

tyrelonmelon:

I’m this bunnies momma

ARE U KIDDIN ME ITS SMALLER THAN A PLAYING CARD ITS SO TINY AND CUTE WOW WOW WOWEEEE

nevver:

Life as a video game, Adam Ellis